There is a joke about a kid who, not liking the \u2018No\u2019 he got from one parent, asked the other, in order to get a \u2018Yes.\u2019 \u201cNever come between your mother and I,\u201d the father says, \u201cwe sleep in the same bed together.\u201d\u2709\ufe0f Sign up for the Daily Dad email: DailyDad.com\U0001f4f1 Follow Daily Dad: Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, YouTube