b"Come on in, the water's cold but it's (probably) fine! We're back this week revisiting everyone's favorite arctic aquatic humanoid. It's the ningen but it may or may not be a whale, a robot, an alien, or a giant mermaid! Who can say? Certainly not us, but we're going to try anyway. Join us as we discuss ningen vs. ningyo, possible government conspiracies on 2chan, nanobots, and more!"