BREAKING: Truckers "Freedom Convoy!" Moving to USA; Cat Stevens Threatens to Pull Music from Spotify UNLESS we ALL convert to Islam; and Cancel Everyone Who Disagrees with Me!

Published: Feb. 1, 2022, 2:45 p.m.

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BREAKING NEWS: Truckers "Freedom Convoy!" is coming to the USA! Our lives are in danger! Please save us, Joe Biden and Justin Trudeau!!!

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Also, Cat Stevens is threatening to pull his music from Spotify UNLESS the following demands are met: (1) everyone converts to Islam (religion of peace); (2) we ban pork; (3) we force ALL WOMEN to wear the freedom hijab for female empowerment; and (4) EVERY PA system in the world broadcasts the Call to Prayer at the proper times of day. I think we should do what he says! I cannot live without hearing "Peace Train" at least three times each day on my Spotify playlist.

Finally, I argue that in order to save freedom, we must cancel anyone and everyone who disagrees with me, Joe Biden, or Justin Trudeau.

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