Kyle and Ethan from The Babylon Bee talk about bears crashing a techno jam, spinach is now sending e-mails,\xa0 and how to generate a Christian movie using the internet. There\u2019s weird news, stuff that\u2019s good, and glorious hate mail.
Introduction
Welcome to the newly revamped Bee Weekly. But first, A clarification on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez article.
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Weird News
Bear interrupts DJ\u2019s online techno jam
Hitler\u2019s toilet seat is going up for auction
Elon Musk's Brain Company Hopes To Make a Cyborg Monkey Play 'Mind Pong'
Texas accidentally issues Amber Alert for cursed doll Chucky
Scientists Have Taught Spinach To Send Emails
STUFF THAT\u2019S GOOD
Ethan has stuff that\u2019s good: Inferno City Firehouse
Topic of The Week
Can the internet make a better Christian movie than what is already out there? We generated a Christian movie using the internet.
Hate Mail
Lynn says that The Babylon Bee is the laughing stock of all the Republicans in her great area.
Subscriber Portion
Can the internet make a better Christian romance film?
Mailbag
Rush liked our interview with James White and is praying for Ethan.
Subscriber Headlines of the Week
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