Operation Cupid Shuffle

Published: Oct. 26, 2020, 6:28 p.m.

Kyrie Irving always had a mix of emotions surrounding LeBron James. He first met LeBron when he was 15-17, attending his basketball camp. He was ecstatic to see the basketball legend and they even talked a little. If there was one thing he picked up from Bron at the time, he loved giving advice. \n\nWhen Kyrie got drafted by the Cavs, he had a huge hole to fill that LeBron left in the franchise. And because of LeBron, the franchise was quite frankly, shit . Kyrie could not make up for everything LeBron left on the team, despite his raw talent, he was just a rookie. But he finally accepted he had to grow up and grew to believe he had to build it all from the ground up himself after the next few draft busts. He still respected LeBron, they had a couple chats in the All-Star games. \n\nEvery time they played against each other, you could almost see LeBron\u2019s eyes light up whenever Kyrie played out one of his complicated moves. LeBron saw Kyrie, and knew he could go back to Cleveland, they just needed a few players. And in 2014, LeBron finally decided to come back.\n\n\u201cLeBron? What?\u201d Kyrie asked the Manager. \u201cHe\u2019s coming back and we\u2019re trading Andrew and a few players for JR Smith and Kevin Love.\u201d Kyrie blinked at the manager in disbelief. \u201cWhat? We don\u2019t need LeBron, I can do this myself!\u201d The Manager sighed as he stared at the 22 year old Kyrie Irving. \u201cWell, you\u2019ve had since 2011 to do that Kyrie, I get it, you\u2019ve been to the Olympics and All-Star games, but for the team? You know you need help.\u201d \u201cYou talk about him like you have a schoolgirl crush on him,\u201d Kevin laughs. Kyrie falls to a silence again as he feels the hot blood rush to his cheeks. That\u2019s when Kevin realizes, \u201cYou DO have a schoolgirl crush on him!!\u201d he almost screams out loud. Kyrie is quick to palm a hand over Kevin\u2019s mouth. Good thing no one recognizes them since they were wearing hats and hoodies. \n\n\u201cKevin!\u201d he scolds through grinding teeth. Kevin apologizes as Kyrie settles back down in his seat. \u201cFirst of all,\u201d Kyrie starts, grabbing a cup and sipping juice from the straw, \u201cHe\u2019s fucking married, Kev,\u201d Kyrie blatantly states. \u201cYeah but-\u201d Kevin tries to intervene only for Kyrie to interrupt, \u201cSecond of all, I\u2019m not gay. Period. No questions asked.\u201d Kevin simply shakes his head, \u201cThat\u2019s what they all say,\u201d Kevin snickers. \u201cCome on, were you even trying?\u201d Lebron says when they land.\n\nKyrie makes a face at him, and tries not to give away how hard he\u2019s breathing. \u201cYou\u2019ve got seven inches on me, man.\u201d\n\nLebron bends down to retrieve the ball, and mutters under his breath, \u201cI wish I had seven inches in you.\u201dStephen beams and gestures for Kyrie to bend down so he can whisper something in his ear. \u201cYou ready?\u201d Stephen asks, breath hot against the side of Kyrie\u2019s face.\n\n\u201cYeah,\u201d Kyrie whispers back. Stephen grabs his wrist, \u201cI\u2019m pretty sure Paul George is staring at your ass right now,\u201d Stephen says, and Kyrie giggles like he just said something hilarious. Which, Kyrie supposes, he did. Is this whole situation even real? They had debated over who got to be in which position on the phone. Stephen argued that Kyrie should sit on him because he\u2019s taller, but that\u2019s honestly ridiculous, he\u2019s only got one inch on Kyrie. Still, he let Stephen have it, because he is a nice guy.\n\nThis isn\u2019t so bad though, Kyrie decides, as Stephen murmurs in his ear, \u201cGod, look at them, they\u2019re fucking drooling.\u201d Kyrie plays the part, biting his lip shyly and blushing like Stephen just said something particularly lewd. Then they start laying it on thick. Kyrie fully leans back into Stephen\u2019s embrace, and makes sure his legs spread slightly wider as he moves. He puts one hand over where Stephen\u2019s arms are braced around his waist, and turns to speak to the side of Stephen\u2019s head viva la Mexico