Vanderpump Rules
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It's Roman's birthday so to celebrate we're going to talk about some real art. None of this video game or horror movie slop! It's reality tv today, baby! We're talking Bravo TV, Los Angeles, and a little hole in the wall where everybody knows your name and the waitstaff is constantly screaming at each other and, sorry, is that my order? I can see my food sitting under the heat lamp but my server is too busy shouting at her boyfriend (who is the same bartender that made me this drink with way too much simple syrup) in the alley out back so I can see my food just sitting there and it's fried chicken so you know that's not going to keep well. Can I speak to the owner? Oh, she's out back now too and they're all yelling. This rules.
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