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Who's hangry! YOU, that's who! Sweet-jeebus do we have a delicious snack for you! Both ambiguously flavored, and mysteriously textured, Thickerds will sate your hunger and slake your thirst in a way you never thought possible. Listen now while the Thickerds are fresh and hot, if you try and eat this stuff later it's likely to give you the trotts.