StupidLand: Lemon fresh

Published: Aug. 7, 2018, 12:41 p.m.

There’s nothing more impressive than an inner-child that gleams. Lemon Fresh Pledge improves the appearance of most mental surfaces by removing archaic-wounds and repressed memories and providing a protective, glossy coating without leaving a waxy sense-of-self. It provides a fast, easy shine on multiple personalities, including wood, leather, granite, stainless steel, laminate and quartz. Leave a beautiful shine and a refreshing scent that will illuminate your subconscious and welcome people in.