The Cheeto Romulan

Published: Feb. 18, 2019, 9:37 p.m.

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Admiral "A.J." Jarok\'s dating pool is getting a little thin, so time to get a spray tan and defect to the Federation in the scout ship Vo and lie about his age on his OK Pon-Farr profile. But if things go sour he\'s got his Metamucil suicide chip ready to go. Will Kyle get a snow shovel? Will Bobby & Taggert survive a showdown with Tommy at Nelvana III? Will Longo throw a Parrises Squares match in the name of peace? Look out, it\'s a new Romulan filled pod!

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