Sir Jello For President?
b"Come, join me and dance along as I test the waters. Since the political scene is run by war mongering fools, I think the best candidate for President is Sir Jello the clown. Why elect a fool with limited awareness. Sir Jello is the most knowledgeable fool on all subjects. He was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
He tried to make sure that Pilate
Did not wash his hands and seal his fate.
If only he had realized his foolishness."