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b"Merry Christmas Eve, Friends and Relatives! This week your favorite TV not-binge watchers watched the first and last episodes of Scandal. A lot of people got murdered by assassins, a lot of young successful women had relationships with doughy old men, and Sam reads a monologue from one of the show's main characters that is sure to surprise and delight your conservative relatives. We loved our first foray in to the Shonda-verse, but we didn't agree with this show's assessment of who could and could not be heroes!"