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b"This week we're talking about Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - but honestly, that's the least of our concerns, because this week we've also received another letter from Dan Shecklesworth. WHO ARE YOU, DAN? HOW DID YOU GET OUR ADDRESS? Why won't you send us a list of demands, as we've asked you SO many times? We're prepared to do whatever it takes to figure out your true identity. Why is everything you send Maine-themed but postmarked from Florida, or Florida-themed but postmarked from Maine??? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US?!!"