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b"This week we're taking you to Pacific Coast Academy to cover everyone's favorite early-2000s Nickelodeon teen drama, Zoey 101! Did you know that one of Zoey's friends is a mad scientist, whose inventions often bend the laws of time and space? Is it appropriate to keep spare cans of Chef Boyardee in your cleavage? ZOEY & CHASE 4 EVA, YOU BUTTHEADS!!!!!!!"