Makeitbi gorsmall

Published: Dec. 15, 2021, 8 p.m.

Makeitbi gorsmall is a second level transmutation with an instant casting time, a duration of up to a minute, a range of thirty feet, and requires concentration to maintain.

Discovered by Russian researchers in 1962, this spell can both reduce and increase the size of an inanimate object.  The change in dimensions has a reduction limit of 50% and an enlargement limit of 100%.  The matter of the targeted object transforms into a muonic state which has the same chemical structure, but the atoms are two-hundred times smaller.  Mass is unaffected as matter is not gained nor lost, only changed.

Makeitbi gorsmall is used most frequently in the construction industry to raise heavy objects.  A substantial piece of iron or steel is first reduced to fit under that which is to be lifted, then once enlarged a jack is positioned in place and the process repeats.  Care must be taken with this procedure due to the spell's short duration.

Children will use makeitbi gorsmall to play pranks on their school mates by enlarging someone’s underwear, pulling the loose cloth from the rear and placing it over the head, then immediately using the spells reductive power.  This gaff has been dubbed, the atomic wedgie.