Why most CEO's aren't even as clever as a baboon

Published: Nov. 4, 2019, 8 a.m.

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What value are CEO's? They get paid a lot but do they deliver value for money? At South Mimms U we've uncovered experiments which show that you might as well give a baboon an expense account and a big corner office to play in. It's get your stock price rising and your employees will be happier as the arbitrary, self-serving orders from the boardroom dry up. South Mimms U's professor of Corporate Development has some challenging views and advice for corporate c-suite players. You will never look at organizational development in the same way again. Your executive renumeration budget will shrink and all you'll need to do is keep up a steady supply of bananas. It's a radical new way to do corporate governance. The boardroom will never look or smell the same again.\\xa0

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