Never Milk in First! Never Surrender!!
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For the first time since the Boston Tea Party, Britain almost went to warover tea! Our Etiquette Department (THE finest in the world) bristled with indignation at the famous 'Michelle from North Carolina' who attempted to make what she called 'British Tea' in... a microwave! Horror of horrors! Our Etiquette expert explains how proper British tea must be made, and explains the mystery of whether milk should go in first... or last.
The only university that makes you chuckle AND learn at the same time.
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