Could Jared Kushner be a malfunctioning sex doll?

Published: Aug. 14, 2020, 10 a.m.

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It sounds absurd, but could it be true? South Mimms high-tech sex doll manufacturer, HunkTech, was developing a high-end prototype sex doll (to retail for tens of thousands of dollars) when it was stolen. The company's designers had - for a laugh - given the prototype the feature of Trump's beloved son-in-law while they were struggling to design a face that would be handsome, kind, and sexy all the same time. Once the theft had been discovered they began to notice that Kushner's decision making, though never good, suddenly got worse. We investigate this strange new conspiracy theory.

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