This week, the always hilarious 'Zesty' Zac Innes drops in on us, and we talk about cigarette packaging, colostomy bags, Tom's love life, boy bands, gender politics, holodeck technology, PlayStation AllStars: Battle Royale, Tokyo Jungle, the adventures of Zac's Sim Philip McFly, and a horrific game of RollerCoaster Tycoon.
\nIn SSST: Nintendo cuts Wii console prices, Tom tries to get minors to blow him, Microsoft releases Xbox sales figures, the next Mass Effect game won't feature a Shepard re-hash, Nihilistic Software move away from boxed games, and Deadly Premonition gets a PS3 release.
\nIn Ask SSJ: We talk about our love lives again, classic jokes, cannibalism, sex with cartoon characters, fetishes, crappy Halloweens, crime sprees, weird things to masturbate to, definitive proof that evolution is a lie, and our take on the classic hypothetical - would you fuck or fight your clone?
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\nMUSIC USED:
\nKurt Vonnegut - Born Ruffians
\nSSJ Theme 2 - Xavier Rubetzki Noonan
\n\nGh00lz of Br00klyn - FB5K / CC BY-NC 3.0
\nflying above a snowfield - areographe
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\nFEATURE TRACK:
\nSea Of Lies - Edema Ruh
\n(Want your track featured? Email us at ssjoystick@gmail.com!)
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\nwe need to create an video game animal known for its speed! A HEDGEHOG! sounds great i woulda went with cheetah but whatever time for lunch
\nCheck out Zac's podcast, Gaming Cult. It's really good. For real.
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\nAdd Sandsky on XBL: colourfast
\nFREE ADVICE: Don't get the Wheat bread at Subway. It's fucking dry as shit.