SRC 183: Max Payne (2008)

Published: Nov. 9, 2017, 3:22 p.m.

The Cinematic Flushers take on videogame angels!  When a fallen cop (Mark Wahlberg) goes after the man who killed his wife and child, he uncovers a conspiracy involving an illegal government drug.  What follows are 100 minutes of constipated acting, CGI snowfalls, green screen backgrounds, check your pulse pacing, and Mila Kunis trying to act tougher than a Bratz doll.

Here's the TRAILER.

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