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On this one, Paul and Sarah hop on the Snack Train and ride it straight into your mouth and down your esophagus into your stomach and then on to all of the cells in your body y'all.  They're talking cowboy-beans, biting turkeys, and SUURRRGE.  PSA at the end about All Dressed-up Chips.

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Intro and outro music by @itsdadscomputer