Podcasts Comedy Smash Fiction July 2019 Bonus Content - Space Smash

July 2019 Bonus Content - Space Smash

Published: July 30, 2019, 1 p.m.

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This episode originally aired as the Patreon bonus episode for July 2019. The original description follows:

So I really wanted this song to turn out super country but then I started going through effects for my keyboard and guitar and...I got lost in\\xa0space.\\xa0 So. Many. Synthesizers.\\xa0 For inspiration, I basically just listened to Mordin vs. Spock and ctrl\\xa0+ F\'d our episode summaries for the word "space."\\xa0 There was a lot of material.\\xa0 My lyrics make no sense just like my\\xa0Space\\xa0Judge persona.\\xa0 Also, the inexplicable train whistle.\\xa0 Why...
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For the actual music writing side of it, this song has a LOT of tracks.\\xa0 Two vocal tracks, four guitar tracks, one drum track, and three synth tracks.\\xa0\\xa0Space\\xa0is pretty big so the song needed to be too!\\xa0 The more I think about it, this song goes through a billion different genres.\\xa0 My voice and acoustic guitar are desperately screaming "THIS IS COUNTRY" but everything else screams "THIS IS A ROCK CONCERT IN\\xa0SPACE" and honestly, I think I am OK with that and I hope you are too.
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-Liz
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Lyrics:
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*Space\\xa0Judge*
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I am the\\xa0Space\\xa0Judge,
And I cross all worlds in search of the dumb.
My favorite thing to argue about,
is how I would punch you out.
*Ah shit I\'m supposed to be the judge, dammit!*
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You\'ll see me coming from outer\\xa0space,
to render judgment in a case,
No matter who it is or what they are,
But they all should be set in\\xa0space.
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Space\\xa0fights,\\xa0space\\xa0jokes
Space\\xa0plights,\\xa0space\\xa0blokes
I wish my car was a battlestar
\'cause I could go so far off the deep end
INTO\\xa0SPACE.
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*Space\\xa0Judge, I am the\\xa0Space\\xa0Judge*
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*Train whistle*
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Yeah, that was my ship\'s horn, be jealous.
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My other hosts have judged from\\xa0space,
and they kept up my lightning pace.
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But I am the\\xa0Space\\xa0Judge.
It\'s where I get my fix,
And play my greatest tricks.
Don\'t worry, just trust me, it won\'t be that bad.
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Maybe.
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