Garden Plots with Skeletor Trailer

Published: Dec. 15, 2019, 2:01 p.m.

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Are you looking for gardening guidance but can\\u2019t stand the vague, wishy-washy answers to your plant problems? Are you sick and tired of advice from people you wouldn\\u2019t trust to peel an orange, much less fertilize an orchid?

Well you\'re in luck, because it is I, Skeletor, here casting pods at you. If you know anything about my work, and you should, it\'s that I am the sworn enemy of He-Man and the rightful Master of the Universe! What you may not know is that I\'m also the rightful master of gardening!

Overwatering? Underwatering? Not sure how to water your plants? NOT ON MY WATCH. Garden Plots with Skeletor is a scheme, I mean podcast, that will save your plants from your black-thumbed buffoonery and will turn you into\\u2026 well, it will not turn you a Master of the Universe, but it will make you a less incompetent gardener! With my commands, your backyard will flourish, your window boxes will blossom, and you\\u2019ll finally get that cool \\u2018urban jungle\\u2019 look that people keep talking about.

Most importantly, you won\\u2019t disappoint me, which is something I assure you you would be wise to avoid.

Subscribe to Garden Plots with Skeletor wherever you get your podcasts. Garden Plots with Skeletor! Scheming to keep your greens\\u2026 green.

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