135 - Smaug vs. Bahamut vs. Draco vs. Trogdor

Published: May 26, 2019, 1 p.m.

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With an astonishing array of accents, Judge Liz brings us to the latest mishap at Hogwarts. Ron\'s just trying to get some dragons together for the "Quadwizard Tournament" and it goes pretty badly.\\xa0Ron? Less than competent? Shocking #Ronshade.\\xa0To be fair, Ron didn\'t know that Hogwarts was going to be temporarily housing all of Gringotts\' gold. However, Ron probably could have figured out that it\'s a bad idea to send out an open invitation to dragons to descend on Hogwarts. Dammit, Ron.\\xa0

Four dragons RSVP, or rather just show up in flaming glory, which is how dragons RSVP to events. Will Smaug be able to charm the competition? Perhaps Bahamut can weaponize his stoic gaze. Maybe Draco\'s need to get into dragon heaven will inspire him to win. Or,\\xa0 is Trogdor actually possessed of unimaginable powers that will ensure his victory is eternal?\\xa0

The flames fly in this dragon-y episode as each advocate argues why their lizard boy should get the gold, and along the way make the case that dragons can do yoga, have their own bible, and might have some cultists on their side.\\xa0

Press play and surrender to the fiery foolishness.

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