Episode 285: The Pursuit of Greasiness

Published: June 5, 2023, 5:06 a.m.

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Clams, Clam Aiken, lines, tipping, Deftones, flood, Godzilla, cheddar cheese, Napoleon Bonaparte, used sweaters, haggling at Goodwill, dumb phones, the purple dot, cheesy pizza, Spider-Man #14 Angry Girlfriend Variant, Hello Fresh, pigeons with backpacks, jzz cupcakes, Asahi Beer image girls, Booty Royale, and more odd news stories.

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Double X Quantimino

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Let me tell you about this clam

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A question about tipping

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How willing would you be to wear a sweater that had previously been worn by a man who\\u2019d been \\u201ctainted\\u201d in some way: infected with tuberculosis, survived a car accident (misfortune taint), or convicted of murder (moral taint)?

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Hypothetical Meta Analysis - Ride or Die?, Part 1: Sergio Vega Deftones contract

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Ride or Die?, Part 2: A flood will destroy your living space soon and you need to evacuate. You only have time to take what you can carry on yourself. What are you taking?

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Guestimation Unknown, Part 1: When Napoleon Bonaparte died, apparently his doctor cut off his penis for the autopsy. In 1977, the penis was eventually sold for how much?

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Guestimation Unknown, Part 2: How many pounds of cheddar cheese did the US produce in 2014?

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How willing would you be to wear a sweater that had previously been worn by a man who\\u2019d been \\u201ctainted\\u201d in some way: infected with tuberculosis, survived a car accident (misfortune taint), or convicted of murder (moral taint)?

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Considering the Light Phone II

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Boobs vs Butts

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Romeo and Juliet (1968 film)

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The Amazing Spider-Man #14 Angry Girlfriend Variant

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This Is The Newz

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Delivery driver left box full of Hello Fresh food on top of sleeping baby

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Pigeon wearing crystal meth 'like a backpack' caught inside B.C. prison yard

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Six journalists arrested over footage of South Sudan president wetting himself

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Louisiana deputy sentenced to 100 years in prison for ejaculating on cupcakes, other crimes

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Indian Held for Unruly Behavior With Woman on Airline Flight

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Woman with unfortunate initials fed up of being mistaken for a sandwich

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Burrito\\u2019s Nippon Newz

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Asahi Beer abolishes \\u201cimage girl\\u201d spokesmodel position, ending practice at big four brewers

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Survey finds obesity rates fell, but eyesight worsened among Japanese schoolchildren

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No longer able to draw breasts due to family circumstances, manga artist retires

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