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Published: May 8, 2023, 7:04 a.m.

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Gemini, Burrito, Brian, and Arthur drop some conversation and chuckles about massage therapy, rifle cleaning, hirsutism, ill-equipped restrooms, escaping a time loop, Ketchup Karen, Jonathan the Tortoise, funny T-shirt ideas, train rides, more odd news, and The Three Rules.

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Double X Quantimino

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Massage therapy from dudes

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How to clean your rifle

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Hairy limbs

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Hypothetical Meta Analysis - An ill-equipped public restroom

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Stuck in a time loop, 3.2 seconds, Palm Springs

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Your face is like a fingerprint, and Lensa AI is nefarious.

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Window seat or aisle?

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This Is The Newz

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'Didn\\u2019t she ask for extra ketchup? Why is she mad?': McDonald's 'Ketchup Karen' throws fit over amount of ketchup on her burger

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Poker player with 'boobs out' promises to 'nip that behavior in the bud'

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Pig hogs bed in Georgia woman's home: 'She steals my pillow'

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Wordle is 2022\\u2019s top Google search term, above both Ukraine and the queen

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Home Depot workers track down owner of dropped $700 cash

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Jonathan the tortoise, oldest living land creature, celebrates 190th birthday

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Book returned to Australian school library was nearly 120 years overdue

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I\\u2019m so pretty, men treat me like a trophy and women scowl at me

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Hooters influencer Ali Spice dead at 21 in car crash

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Burrito\\u2019s Nippon Newz

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Cases of people getting unwanted crabs skyrocketing in Japan, salmon too

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Japan\\u2019s random-destination roll-the-die train tickets: An amazingly cheap way to go\\u2026 somewhere

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Over half a million yen in cash comes floating down river in Toyama

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The Three Rules

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Rule #1: Overcomplicate Things.

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Rule #2: Go Fvck Myself.

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Rule #3: n + 1

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