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From the greasiest fellows that your parents may have warned you about: time dilation, a mysterious SD card, cheesy pizza, SPMD, a wing bar\\u2019s feeble attempt for socmed promo, Brian\\u2019s Animal Corner, jet packs, Axe body spray, anti-tipping, cashing million-dollar checks, more odd news, and Luntch.
\\nDouble X Quantimino
\\nTime dilation
\\nHypothetical Meta Analysis: Mysterious SD card
\\nCheesy pizza?
\\nSame Person Mother-Daughter (SPMD)
\\nCorrect Arthur\\u2019s thinking: Winning a $30 gift card
\\nThis Is The Newz
\\nBrian\\u2019s Animal Corner
\\nSnake bites 2-year-old girl, who bites it back until it dies
\\nMonkeys Are Masturbating With Stone Sex Toys, Researchers Find
\\nHow to stop your vacuum from spying on you
\\nOff the tracks, part 1: Jet packs and shirt cannons launching cans of Daddy Juice Energy attached to small parachutes
\\nMan arrested for stealing only Axe Body Spray
\\nChanges to how Pennsylvania\\u2019s tipped workers are paid and overtime for salaried workers
\\nPolice close eight-year-old girl\\u2019s lemonade stand as she doesn't have a license
\\nMan scammed 11-year-old's lemonade stand with fake $100 bill
\\nOff the tracks, part 2: Cashing Million-Dollar Checks
\\nWoman\\u2019s shock at $2600 \\u2018penis\\u2019 table
\\nMissouri pastor says congregation is 'poor, broke, busted' for not buying him a luxury Movado watch
\\nMan convicted for spending spree after $31,000 bank error
\\nWhy Bacon Tastes So Much Better At Diners Than At Home
\\nWhat I Had For Lunch
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\\nSlam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/
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