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\\nOne of Mike\\u2019s Minions called Arthur \\u201cboss\\u201d
\\nIs Jersey Mike\\u2019s sandwiches really \\u201ca sub above\\u201d?
\\nBrian McFly is not a manic pixie dream boy boat.
\\nIdris won't be the next 007.
\\nThis Is The Newz
\\nTop scientist admits 'space telescope image' was actually a slice of chorizo
\\nFDA approves first condom specifically intended for anal sex
\\nSemi-truck full of Bud Light overturns on Kentucky highway spilling cans everywhere
\\nTruck loses porta-potties on highway; several cars damaged
\\nReusable Toilet Cloth Viral Trend Is Making People Cringe
\\nMan Hid Cherry Pies Under Women\\u2019s Car Tires To See Them Bend Over
\\nEx-Ohio court mediator arrested; allegedly sent feces to GOP
\\nConstipated bloke had water bottle up his bum but was too scared to tell wife
\\nCouple charged for allegedly having sex on Giant Wheel at Cedar Point
\\nGA murder suspect arrested after calling the police over cold fries
\\nMan accused of shooting NYC McDonald\\u2019s worker over cold fries slapped with 2020 murder charge
\\nWendy's worker charged with murder after punching customer in Prescott Valley
\\nBoyfriend Jailed After Felonious Cheeseburger Battery At Burger King
\\nChicken wing prices are cheaper now than they were before the pandemic
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