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\\u201cHooked On Ass Eating. It\\u2019s like Hooked On Phonics but instead of reading, it\\u2019s ass eating.\\u201d If that line made you smile or chuckle, then this audio exhibition was made just for you.
\\nDouble X Quantimino
\\nFMK - Britney, Paris, Lindsay
\\n'Everybody Hurts' by R.E.M. voted saddest song of all time
\\nThe 1993 ballad was followed by Sinead O'Connor's 'Nothing Compares 2 U' - while 'Don't Stop Me Now' by Queen was named as the happiest song
\\nSigns of the Times: The end of Domino\\u2019s $5.99 2-Topping Mediums
\\nWing sauce flights
\\nArthur was incorrect. Burrito did not actually pay extra for tomatoes at Whataburger, but McDonald\\u2019s charges extra for tomatoes.
\\nCloaca cars - cars covered in bird poop
\\nLet them eat boo cake
\\nBryan the Bachelor: fountain drink refill
\\nThis Is The Newz
\\nNorth Carolina woman fights to keep her 'FART' license plate
\\nWallet with $4,000 lost in Times Square incredibly returned to owner
\\nFlorida man shoplifts a crossbow by stuffing it down his pants
\\nFlorida teacher beaten and hospitalized after attack by 5-year-old student
\\nMan gets harpoon stuck in his penis because he allegedly didn\\u2019t make his wife dinner
\\nBox of human heads stolen from truck in Denver
\\nI deliberately catfished men with a fake dating profile to prove how shallow they are
\\nMan sentenced to 3 years in federal prison over Pok\\xe9mon card
\\nBurrito\\u2019s Nippon Newz
\\nJapanese potato chip maker to sell potato-growing kits
\\nRevolutionary Alliance of Unpopular Men protest against Christmas on streets of Tokyo
\\nHokkaido man arrested after daring daylight theft of 141 super balls
\\nDeepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz
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