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Intergalactic radio giants landed on Earth in a magical place called the Beaded Curtain District in Slam City where they recorded thought-provoking conversations for someone like you.
\\nDouble X Quantimino.
\\nBrian McFly attempts to tame his adult language (Spoiler alert: Fail).
\\nPronounce \\u201cMoog\\u201d.
\\n\\u201cDill\\u201d with it.
\\nRugrats.
\\nArthur the Arbiter went to KFC again.
\\nBrown Gravy.
\\nIs cereal a soup?
\\nWhich Lucky Charms marshmallow would you keep?
\\nChuckold Cheese.
\\nAn epic debate about what constitutes a sandwich.
\\nThis Is The Newz.
\\nJeff Bezos Dick Rocket Goes on Sale for $69 in Scale Model Form.
\\nWoman who hid 26 kids behind a false wall at daycare is guilty.
\\nWoman Has Made More Than $25,000 Selling Her Farts.
\\nTrain crashes into semi-truck with wind turbine blade attached.
\\nHow a shady high school football team faked its way onto ESPN.
\\nFlorida Man Refuses To Sell Family House Now Swallowed By Massive Development.
\\nIllinois woman arrested for using fake vaccine card to travel to Hawaii.
\\nFTC investigating McDonald\'s and why their ice cream machines are "always broken".
\\nBurrito\\u2019s Nippon Newz.
\\nJapan\\u2019s lap-pillow ear-cleaning salons aren\\u2019t just for pervy guys.
\\nNagoya man driving stolen Lexus RX steals Lexus LX.
\\nAnime masterpiece Akira seemingly banned in Russia due to fears of mentally damaging kids.
\\nThe best-looking ramen in Japan? New store creates beautiful noodle bouquets.
\\nMister Donut becomes Mister Pizza? Japan\\u2019s favorite donut chain now sells pizza too.
\\nMore Newz.
\\nKFC Japan Releases Recipes for Fried Chicken Ramen.
\\nNew Study Shows Hot Dogs Shorten Lives - Ripley\'s Believe It or Not!.
\\nDairy Queen customer urinates at counter after mask dispute on Vancouver Island.
\\nA breathing tube through the butt could be an alternative to mechanical ventilators.
\\nFired NY credit union employee nukes 21GB of data in revenge.
\\nChina bans men it sees as not masculine enough from TV.
\\nAbba delights fans with a new 10-song album and virtual concert.
\\nWhat I Had For Lunch.
\\nDeepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz.
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