Episode 182: Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pudding

Published: June 4, 2021, 7:41 a.m.

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Discover what everyone on the other side of the tracks is raving about and listen to the thought-provoking conversations from the scholar-gentlemen of Slam City about the finest things in life, odd but interesting news, and the wealth of knowledge around us.

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Double X Quantimino.

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E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial - Penis Breath.

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Arthur the Arbiter: Kids Eat Free.

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How Arthur saved another 70 cents: Hacking the BTS Meal at McDonald\\u2019s.

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The Gemini Jackson Meal.

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Brian\\u2019s love coach.

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Gemini and Arthur order Jimmy John\\u2019s in the middle of the show.

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Eric America\\u2019s cousin Chris Columbus.

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Burrito\\u2019s Moving Update.

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Brian\\u2019s Apartment Hunt Update.

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Dating app nudes baiting.

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This Is The Newz.

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Man who can\\u2019t remember Bitcoin password says he\\u2019s \\u2018made peace\\u2019 with $220M loss.

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School decides to cover girls\' chests by altering yearbook photos, St. Johns County students, parents angry.

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My wife has 125 lipsticks. Her $11K cosmetics bill is our household\\u2019s largest expense \\u2014 exceeding vehicles and housing.

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Walkers stumble across a tonne of cocaine worth \\xa380m on Sussex beach.

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Drug dealer jailed after sharing a photo of cheese that included his fingerprints.

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Here\\u2019s what the BTS McDonald\\u2019s meal comes with and when you can get it.

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Woman fired from law firm after seen jumping into zoo spider monkey exhibit.

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Lego Art World Map set boasts more than 11,000 pieces \\u2013 the most in a set ever.

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Burrito\\u2019s Nippon Newz.

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Strange Japanese job ad asks to "deliver a pork-egg onigiri" from Okinawa to Tokyo twice per day.

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An Osaka man finds a stranger eating in his kitchen at night, and the stranger dies shortly after.

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A Takamatsu man was arrested for car-bombing a person whose parking method he disapproved of.

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The dream of playing smartphone games on packed Tokyo commuter trains comes true thanks to Thanko.

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More Newz.

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Father Hit Daughter In Face With Pizza.

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Forget about circles. Unknown author turns a rapeseed field into giant Pac-Man.

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American Airlines Flight From Tokyo Diverts to Seattle After Passenger\'s Phone Charger Stops Working.

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Brigantine man learns late in life he has the gift of \'perfect poop\'.

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Angry over tomato thickness, woman hurls racial slurs, burger at Burger King employee.

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Angelina Jolie stands perfectly still, unshowered, covered in bees for World Bee Day.

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Men with massive penises on problems they face \\u2013 from unemployment to no sex.

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Woman practicing "self care" in a parking lot tells cops she thought she was in Florida.

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What I Had For Lunch.

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Eric America\\u2019s Learning Corner.

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Pluto\\u2019s orbit takes 248 years, so no human will ever see a complete orbit.

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A female donkey was acquitted on charges of bestiality at a trial in 1750 due to witnesses attesting to her virtue and good behaviour, but her co-accused human was sentenced to death.

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As of 2020, the Sega Dreamcast still gets new releases.

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A guy took the turducken concept to an extreme and created a dish consisting of 17 birds nested inside each other like Russian dolls.

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The hermaphroditic animal known as a sea squirt begins its life as a tadpole-like creature, until it settles down anus-up in a location for the rest of its life. It will then eat its own brain, disintegrate its nervous system, and fire sperm and eggs into the water to reproduce.

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