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Hold on to your falcon sex hats while you travel through the Quantimino\\u2122 with triple uranium hosts Gemini, Burrito, Brian, and Arthur as they bring you into conversations that might make you laugh out loud. Twin Peaks, Pogs, Mortal Kombat, and more!
\\nDouble X Quantimino.
\\nTwin Peaks, the breastaurant.
\\nSir Mix-a-Lot.
\\nPogs.
\\nPolaris \\u201cHey Sandy\\u201d cassette tape from cereal box mail order.
\\nCole Young and Mortal Kombat.
\\nWhat is your arcana?
\\npH Balance.
\\nLeisure Suit Larry.
\\nLiveLeak shuts down after 15 years online.
\\nModel of the Millennium - Brian\\u2019s Modeling Career.
\\nHistamine response.
\\n\\u2018Red Sonja\\u2019: Hannah John-Kamen to Star in Millennium\\u2019s Sword and Sorcery Feature.
\\nThis Is The Newz.
\\nMan Arrested At Kid Rock\\u2019s Bar For Removing Colostomy Bag And Swinging It Around.
\\nDenver Beer Co. falls $999,993,870 short of its fundraising goal to buy Rockies.
\\nRare lobster saved from being dinner at Red Lobster: \'One in every 30 million\'.
\\nBurger King Japan Stacks Up New "Shrimp Spicy Ugly Beef Burger".
\\nJapanese town spends Covid-19 funds on a huge squid statue.
\\nBurrito\\u2019s Nippon Newz.
\\nMcDonald\'s Japan\'s new "Taste of Mommy" McShake brings a marvelously milky milkshake to the menu.
\\nA Fukuoka man was arrested for breaking into a store, putting on a female staff\'s apron and shirt.
\\nNFeeTs.
\\nNintendo is suing Bowser to stop his latest evil plan.
\\nTeacher disciplined for drinking alcohol during class in Japan.
\\nMore Newz.
\\nVillager arrested in alleged Whopper-throwing racial tirade.
\\n114-year-old Omahan is now the oldest living American, but she doesn\'t care.
\\nAnger In \'God Fearing\' Village After \'Pornographic Literature\' was placed in the Library.
\\nBelgian farmer accidentally moves French border.
\\nWoman files lawsuit claiming Bagel Bites have deceptive packaging, use fake cheese and tomato sauce.
\\nWhat I Had For Lunch.
\\nEric America\\u2019s Learning Corner.
\\nSugar Daddy was originally called the Papa Sucker. The name was changed to Sugar Daddy in 1932. Sugar Babies were introduced three years later in 1935. A chocolate-covered version, Sugar Mama, was produced from 1965 to the 1980s.
\\nMichael Jordan\\u2019s first choice of sponsorship was Adidas, and he nearly got the deal before getting vetoed by Adidas\\u2019s German execs who thought the 6\\u20196\\u201d player was \\u201ctoo short\\u201d. With nowhere to go, he ended up at Nike.
\\nRepeated attempts to capitalize on the popularity of McDonald\'s Quarter Pounder by releasing competing 1/3 pound burgers have failed because Americans are bad at fractions.
\\nGiant pandas are no longer \'endangered\' species.
\\nIn 1935 "Happy Birthday to You" was copyrighted with a value of 5M making it illegal to sing. In 2016 a federal judge ruled that the copyright was not valid and the song had no other claim to copyright, placing it in the public domain, and making it free to sing for all.
\\nJames Franco once created an invisible sculpture called \'Fresh Air\'. It was described as an endless supply of oxygen. Someone actually bought the \'sculpture\' for $10,000.
\\nAvocados evolved alongside extinct megafauna like giant ground sloths whose digestive system could pass the intact pit. Human cultivation saved the avocado.
\\nThe Falcon Sex Hat is a hat that allows a falcon to have sex with a breeders head to collect the semen.
\\nDeepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Daddy Juice Energy, Blo-N-Go Hair Dryers.
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