Episode 136: Xmas in July (Edge On)

Published: July 9, 2020, midnight

b'The Burrito Bandito got his tools to work on his truck.\\n. Foxtrot reviews a 2020 Nissan Altima; he would rather his 240\\n. Budissy in the Slam City vernacular\\n. Free Slurpees\\n. Home Game on Netflix\\n. Minute to Win It with Apollo Ono flexing at the camera\\n. Official Sport of Slam City: Urethrus\\n. What I Had For Lunch\\n. Easy, greasy chimicheesy\\n. This is the Newz\\n. Doomscrolling Is Slowly Eroding Your Mental Health\\n. Lamborghini Huracan Spyder totaled 20 minutes after leaving showroom\\n. Nasa astronaut accidentally drops mirror into space\\n. NASA offering $20,000 for best idea in astronaut toilet challenge\\n. Man takes a swim in Bass Pro Shops aquarium, police work to identify him\\n. Man Tries Using Tree To Lift Ford Super Duty Cab And It Goes Terribly Wrong\\n. Rob Paulsen Promises the New \\u2018Animaniacs\\u2019 Episodes Stay True to the Original\\n. Couple finds swastika of pepperoni on their Little Caesars pizza\\n. The Perfect Art Heist: Hack the Money, Leave the Painting\\n. New Giant Evangelion Attraction Opening In Japan\\n. Costco stops selling half-sheet cakes\\n. Ancient Japanese birds looked a lot like New Zealand’s monster penguins\\n. Trip to the store for hot dogs leads man to $100,000 lottery jackpot\\n. Crater of Diamonds visitor finds 2.23-carat brown diamond in the dirt\\n. Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas and Daddy Juice Energy\\n. Florida man fist-fights alligator to save dog\\n. Boy, 10, has a five-foot cable stuck in bladder ‘for five years’\\n. Family too scared to leave house after 25,000 bees invade kids’ garden trampoline\\n. School board member in Oklahoma spotted drinking a beer during board meeting\\n. Semi crash leaves road covered in French fries\\n. Japan awards first-ever ninja studies degree\\n. New hack runs homebrew code from DVD-R on unmodified PlayStation 2\\n. The Pok\\xe9mon Go grandpa\\u2019s bike evolves to hold 64 smartphones\\n. Alien invaders’ AI found on Mars searching for signs of life\\n. New compounds from starfish show efficacy against cancer cells.\\n. Shaquille O’Neal and Papa John’s Pizza launch Shaq-a-Roni Pizza with company’s largest slices\\n. This recipe combines mac and cheese and queso fundido into one dish\\n. Victorian farmers perfect a smoked eggs\\n. Scientists say whale sharks have teeth on their eyeballs\\n. ‘Half Baked 2’ Headed for Production After Receiving Coveted California Tax Credit\\n. Huge Wendy’s and Pizza Hut franchisee files for bankruptcy\\n. A Dog\\u2019s Life: Russia\\u2019s only Corgi Cop calls it quits\\n. Biggest gold fraud breaks in China: 83 tons of gold bars used as loan collateral turned out to be copper\\n. Hair weaves from Chinese prison camps seized\\n. Egyptian belly-dancer given three-year jail term for ‘inciting debauchery’\\n. A 100-mph car chase in California ends with suspect driving over cliff and into the Pacific Ocean\\n. Italian police seize over $1 billion of ‘ISIS-made’ amphetamines\\n. Man takes 92 wet sponge hits to the face for Guinness record\\n. 2700 Seconds of Arthur\\u2019s Listening Party\\n. Egg-cellent Adventure: Ajitama\\n. 3 Things That Four Dudes Learned\\n. Deepfake Sponsors: Foxbox VPN, Julio Tejas, Daddy Juice Energy, Spit Plus, Urite FlyLite'