Episode 115: Off The Top

Published: Jan. 30, 2020, midnight

b'Special Guest: Miguelito Burrito\\n. The History of Screwdrivers\\n. What I Had For Lunch\\n. Geoduck ASMR Fails\\n. Try Not To Pop A Boner Challenge\\n. Burger Talk\\n. This Is The News sponsored by Julio Tejas\\n. Edscottite: Mineral \\u2018Never Seen in Nature\\u2019 Discovered inside Meteorite\\n. Woman tries to pay property taxes with nickels\\n. Ugly tattoo of wife snoring\\n. Whitening cream gives woman mercury poisoning\\n. Children ingesting rare-earth magnets\\n. Instagram Model Sells Nude Photos To Raise Money For Australia Fire Relief\\n. GMN 2020 Questions for the Future President\\n. Wearable garden vest is nourished by wearer’s own urine\\n. Austin ranks among cities with highest STD rates in U.S.\\n. Youngest Mayor in America Inaugurated at 7 Months Old While Wearing a Tuxedo in Texas\\n. Mighty Ducks star arrested while high on meth\\n. Japanese billionaire seeks girlfriend for Moon voyage on SpaceX rocket\\n. Tyson Fury masturbating seven times a day to keep testosterone pumping\\n. Coronavirus and Butt Dollars\\n. Man killed by blade-wielding rooster during illegal cockfight\\n. Triple C Latina Ham\\n. Listening Party sponsored by Blo-N-Go Hairdryers\\n. RIP Kobe\\n\\n\\n\\n

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