Ben's Story of the Day - The Live Butt Injection, The Paid 15-year Vacation & The Windshield-Seeking Turtle
b"Today's edition of Ben's Story of the Day features:\\n\\n1) It's happened again! Someone has forgotten that their camera was on but this time, everyone in the Zoom call witnessed this lady administer a butt injection.\\n\\n2) Getting time off from work feels wonderful but when it's paid time off, it's even better. This guy managed to extend that paid time off for so long they forgot he worked there! 15 years later he's been found out.\\n\\n3) Driving down the highway comes with a plethora of dangers and that includes the potential for something to fly through the windshield. Though it might be surprising for this to happen to you, how would you ever predict the likelihood of a turtle doing the deed?\\n\\nWhich one will be crowned Ben's Story of the Day? Which one is your story of the day?"