Ben's Story of the Day - The Double Cruiser Carjacking, Once Salmon, Always Salmon and Two Cops & A Cow
b"Today's edition of Ben's Story of the Day features:\\n\\n1) People who steal cars generally aim for cars that are easy to get into and easy to get rid of. That clearly wasn't the goal of this guy who stole a police cruiser and then, after a car chase, resisted arrest and managed to steal a second police cruiser!\\n\\n2) A previous Ben's Story of the Day featured a story about a Taiwanese sushi restaurant who offered a free all-you-can-eat sushi dinner for 6 people to anyone who changed their name to Salmon. Turns out there's a limit to the number of times you can change your name in Taiwan and this guy found that limit!\\n\\n3) Cows aren't known for their speed but they sure are known for their size. When one gets free, two officers are dispatched to return the cow however one thing led to another and now one of the officers is recovering from a gunshot wound. Of all possible outcomes, how is it that this one became reality?\\n\\nWhich one will be crowned Ben's Story of the Day? Which one is your story of the day?"