Ben's Story of the Day - Tattoo Blindness, Killed by Your Cock, Having the BMI of a Building
b"Today's edition of Ben's Story of the Day features:\\n\\n1) Don't tattoo your eyeballs. It's a simple rule to follow and yet some still think it's a good idea. Here's one of the many ways it can go wrong.\\n\\n2) Cockfighting goes back thousands of years where male chickens, called cocks, are raised with the intent of making them fight to the death. What happens when your cock wins his fight and decides you're next?\\n\\n3) The Body Mass Index (BMI) helps give an indication as to whether or not you're overweight, underweight or at the correct weight for your height. A BMI of 30 or above indicates obesity but what should you do when your BMI gets calculated a bit higher at 28,000?\\n\\nWhich one will be crowned Ben's Story of the Day? Which one is your story of the day?"