Ben's Story of the Day: Santa gets stuck in the powerlines, nude rollerblading on the interstate & running ashore for better cell service
b"Scott presents Ben with 3 stories in what's known as Ben's Story of the Day. Today's serving comes complete with a hang-gliding santa who got stuck in some powerlines, a nude rollerblader who set off on the insterstate with nothing but a panda head on & a ship beached itself all because the ship's captain wanted some better cell service.\\n\\nWhich one will be crowned Ben's Story of the Day? Which one is your story of the day?"