Ben's Story of the Day - How To Never Miss Your Flight Ever Again, Naked & Unafraid and Cuban Attack Iguanas
b"Today's edition of Ben's Story of the Day features:\\n\\n1) Running late for your flight is always nerve wracking and extremely stressful however one lady found a sure fire way to make sure the plane doesn't take off for a few more hours... call in a bomb threat! Now you don't have to worry about being late for your flight ever again!\\n\\n2) Some people from Florida have a whole new approach to life. While police had a massive standoff with an armed man on a house's roof, a buck-naked woman pulled up in her golf cart and got out to watch the show. Where else but Florida?\\n\\n3) If you ever find yourself building a complex in Cuba, take a page out of this guys book and make sure to include plans to stand up an army of attack iguanas. Don't ask why, just accept that you need one of these too.\\n\\nWhich one will be crowned Ben's Story of the Day? Which one is your story of the day?"