Ben's Story of the Day - Girl Guide Cookie Overload, The Happy Meal Executioner & It's A Bird! It's A Plane! He's A Pancake?
b"Today's edition of Ben's Story of the Day features:\\n\\n1) Girl Guide cookie sales have dropped through the floor thanks to the COVID-19 pandemic and now they're sitting on 15 million boxes of cookies! Oh what I'd do to get into that warehouse...\\n\\n2) Unfortunately McDonald's Happy Meals aren't served all day long much to the dismay of this guy. How did he react to this news? By threatening to execute everyone in the restaurant!\\n\\n3) Simply wearing your underwear over your pants and putting on a cape isn't enough to bestow you with the powers of Superman. A self-identified comedian from Mexico found that out the hard way after he tried to stop a bus while donning the classic red, blue and yellow costume. Who won this battle? Certainly not the guy who got flattened by a bus!\\n\\nWhich one will be crowned Ben's Story of the Day? Which one is your story of the day?"