Ben's Story of the Day - Feed your ex to lizards for $5, Testing your new vest, The 'conjugal' visit that wasn't
b"Today's edition of Ben's Story of the Day features:\\n\\n1) A zoo's Valentine's Day feature where you can pay $5 for them to name a cockroach after your ex and watch them feed said cockroach to one of their animals.\\n\\n2) Some Czech guys who decided after a few drinks that their bulletproof vest hasn't been tested yet.\\n\\n3) A Florida lawyer who tried making some... adult material featuring a sex worker and his client while said client was still in jail.\\n\\nWhich one will be crowned Ben's Story of the Day? Which one is your story of the day?"