Ben's Story of the Day - Boars vs. Belly Dancer, Alcohol Replaced With Metal & Daisy Dukes of (Almost) Death
b"Today's edition of Ben's Story of the Day features:\\n\\n1) Being Shakira isn't easy. You have to be flawless on stage, always have something in the works and do something that very few people have to do even once in their life, run away from some wild boars while walking in a Barcelona park!\\n\\n2) Kicking an addiction isn't easy and many people find that when one addiction goes it gets replaced by something else to fill the void that's created. This guy falls into that category because after quitting alcohol, he found a new love for eating nuts, screws, bolts and knives. Good thing doctors were able to surgically the kilogram of assorted metals from his stomach because passing that must be a real pain.\\n\\n3) Wedgies suck and if you ask anyone, they're sure to agree with you on that. On top of being uncomfortable, this lady can now also say that she was almost killed by one after contracting sepsis due to her shorts being so short. Excuse me miss but this isn't what Bart Simpson meant by eat my shorts!\\n\\nWhich one will be crowned Ben's Story of the Day? Which one is your story of the day?"