Ben's Story of the Day - Bluetooth Lamp Porn, Cows Enter VR & Meaning To Hit Someone Else
b"Today's edition of Ben's Story of the Day features:\\n\\n1) A lady was given quite the scare after hearing some concerning moaning coming from her child's room only to find that the Bluetooth lamp in the room was connected to the neighbour next door who was watching some rather... adult material.\\n\\n2) A Russian farmer has come up with a rather futuristic idea to help his cows produce more milk. Give them all VR goggles!\\n\\n3) If you find yourself in court, it isn't a good idea to say that you meant to do the crime to someone else instead. Unfortunate that this lady didn't get the memo.\\n\\nWhich one will be crowned Ben's Story of the Day? Which one is your story of the day?"