Onoffon & Offonoff

Published: Feb. 16, 2022, 5 a.m.

I’m sitting in a snack bar on the beach. The pink ocean is rolling up in lazy laps against the magenta sands. The sky is rose colored, the sun is starting to rise, I’m feeling blue. I dial up a soufflé with some fresh sautéed sea creatures. Sucking on a tentacle, I dial up the Tookah. He’s on the screen - wearing a smoking jacket, with one tentacle wrapped around a cigar.