Recap of everybody's Thanksgiving. Starbucks' open bathroom policy may be hurting foot traffic. People are having sex with 3D avatars of their exes and celebrities. Rover's didn't go to his in-laws for Thanksgiving. Duji doesn't think her daughter uses cuss words. Australia rolls out AI cameras to spot drivers using their phones. People have started tanning their buttholes. Recap of the Bert Kreischer Netflix taping. Dumb has started driving for Lyft.