TRUMP'S PITIFUL PYGMY PARADE!
President "Biggie" Just Put On A Pygmy Parade On July 4th In Washington, D.C.\n\n4 Tanks In His "Military" - aka "Skeleton" Parade!\n\nAnd, thank god we retook the "airports" back from the British in 1814.\n\nOh, mommy, how embarrassing to lose your own airports to a foreign power --->\xa0 especially almost 100-years before the invention of that contraption!\n\nIt's time for piano wire & a couple of leather gloves & someone extremely stealthy to sneak up behind "Biggie" & "tie-the-knot"!!!\n\nThe Italian "necktie".\n\nTrump defecated & desecrated on the monument to the Great Emancipator!\xa0 In effect, Trump showed himself to be what he really is at heart --->\n\nThe great Ejaculator!!!\n\nTrump is the great Cum-Quat of all time!\n\nTrump supporters, you're nothing but "squat"!\n\nYou don't know diddly-squat!\n\nMaybe a little less Adderoll might help, TrumpSchlumpf\xa0 --->\xa0 it is, after all, a fucking amphetamine, bozo!\n\nNothing like farting on our nation's birthday --->\xa0 but fart Biggie did!\n\nExcept, this time, it wasn't exactly a gas!\n\nTrump is just a pathetic old gheezer ---> trying to go for the brass ring ---> but keeps coming up short and coming across more as a fucking ding-a-ling!\n\nTrump --- will go down --- no doubt, swinging --- but, go down, like Sonny Liston @ the hands of Muhammad Ali!!!