There Once Was A Man Named TRUMP!

Published: Aug. 31, 2016, 7 p.m.

There Once Was A Man Named Trump Quite Fancied Himself A Real Hunk Took From Others A Goodly Chunk Left All About Completely Sunk Thought Himself A Genius In Words Plying His Trade w/Maniacal Blurbs Speaking Quite Rapid & Yet So Vapid When All Was Said, Twas Only Tongue Turds The Man At Best Was Simply A Buffoon Who Inherited Millions But Thought He A Tycoon Wasting Time Bilking Peter To Pay Paul Trump At Heart Was A Disaster To All Someday We'll Say That He Had No Heart But Instead Savored Revenge From The Start As Father Fred Expelled Him As If A Fart So The Donald Chased Demons Like A Misguided Dart When All The Dust Settles & The Lawsuits Subside And The Donald's Wealth Goes Out With The Tide One Thing Will Remain To Commemorate His Ride He Ended His Run With His Brains Quite Fried