THE RAIN, THE DRUMPF & OTHER THINGS
Saw him shitting in the rain Turd drops falling to earth Didn't seem too sane Just sat there, covered it w/dirt I knew - I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew He could be so crappy, crappy, crappy - so very crappy Spiders in his hair Spiders everywhere Love his Trump Tower grl Don't know why, 'cept she poked my eye Love this Trump flower grl Seemed so sweet and kind, she deranged my mind my mind, my mind . . Knew I had to say hello, hello, hello She smiled UP at me She stole all my land Stripped it w/such insolent tone And I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew She made me zappy, zappy, zappy - so very zappy Lobsters in her hair Lobsters everywhere Love their bigley little world Don't know why, Don rubs her thigh Love this squiggley pair Like cheap wine hits my mind My mind, my mind Suddenly, sun broke thru Looked 'round, they're gone All they'd left A bag of turds on my lawn I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew They made me happy, happy, happy - so very happy Like Matt Lauer on the air Matt Lauer everywhere Love Miss Trump Tower grl Was she reality or just cow girl cream to me I hug my lil' shower grl She just shrugs - says that's 100/day Love Miss Chump Tower grl - was she banality or just chicken shit to me Love my Faulty Tower grl - her jugs showed me way to cream all day Love my Tower grl - was she reality or some queen in drag