STAND BY YOUR DON!
Sometimes it's hard to be a Trumper Giving all your energy to the orange-headed thumper You'll have bad times, he'll have egaad times Screwin' up things that he don't understand But if you love him, you won't ditch him Even though you'd like to throw him in quick sand And if you voted 4 him, just be proud of him 'Cause after all he's just ONE BIG SCAM Stand by your man, give him those nuke arms to cling to And golden showers to come home to When nights are cold and lonely Stand by your man, and show the world you misjudged him Keep taking all his crap while you can Stand by your Don Stand by your Don and show that you almost believed him Keep giving all the dough you can Stand by the Don