MELANIA - STAND BY YOUR MAN - IF U CAN!
Sometimes it's hard to be first lady\n\nGiving your love to just one toe-jam\n\nYou'll have bad times, he be with sexie sadie\n\nDoin' things you ain't supposed to understand\n\nBut when you can't hug him, why can't you ditch him\n\nThis prick just prowls for another one-night stand\n\nAnd if you scrub him, you'll need to enshrub him\n\n'Cause you'll have to lay low & be on the lamb\n\nStand by your man but give that two-a.m. alarm ring to\n\nSomeone with a fire arm to come to you\n\nWith your sights set on shooting that piece of mildew\n\nStand by your man, show the world you're not really into him\n\nNow time for toe-jam to kick the can\n\nFor this is your plan\n\nMaybe shiv your man, then step back & shove him\n\nBacking up as close to the door as you can\n\nLeave fast - 'cause that's the plan