KIM-CHI --- TRUMP'S 'HOT' FOR KIM'S SISTER!
Good evening ladies & gentlemen - We have here in our studio Little "Racket" Man - Donald J. Welcome to our humble show, sir! Thank you Nigel -- pleasure to be here! Well then, Donald -- let me begin by asking: What's Kim Jong Un REALLY Like! Donnie - He's Smart, Funny & I Tried To Fuck His Sister - We Simply Ran Out Of Time! Nigel - Ok, then, so, what happened in your private meeting w/Kimbo? Donnie - He's Smart, Funny & Next Time I'll Really Fuck His Sister - Fuck The Time! Nigel - Ok, then, so, what happened in the "working-lunch" after your private meeting with Kimbo? Donnie - Well, I made eye contact with the bitch but she just had this icy stare - but that got my gonads going! Nigel - Ok, then, so, what happened @ desert? Donnie - I played around with my Whip Cream & Put A Little Dab On My "Doink" -- Fuck, The little minx just turned her nose up @ me! I'm gonna have to go after her like a bitch! Nigel -- Ok, then, so, did you text her? Donnie -- No, I think I'm "Blocked" -- but I made the waiter go over with my business car + a "dick" pick! -- that always works! Nigel -- Ok, then, so, what happened then! Donnie -- She sent back a picture - but of her grandmother, stark naked - out in the back yard -- hanging up laundry on a clothesline! Nigel -- Ok, then, so what's next? Donnie -- I'm thinking of having the next Miss Universe In Pyongyang & I told Kimbo to make sure his sister was the next Miss North Korea! Nigel -- Sounds like you got your work cut out for you. Stick to it, Mr. President, a grateful nation salutes you!